Funny Food Names - List and Pics
By Maddie Ruud
It's not hard to see the humor in these food product names... just sound them out, as we so often tell children who are learning to read!
Baked Goods
Name: Bimbo Sandwich
Product: Bread
Country: Portugal
Name: Finest Paris Brest
Product: Pastry
Country: United Kingdom
Name: JussiPussi
Product: Dinner Rolls
Country: Finland
Beverages
Name: Aass Fatol
Product: Beer
Country: Norway
Name: Black Bush
Product: Liquor
Country: Ireland
Name: Baldanis
Product: Liquor
Country: France
Name: Bonka
Product: Coffee
Country: Spain
Name: Cockburns
Product: Liquor
Country: Portugal
Name: Dry Sack
Product: Liquor
Country: Spain
Name: Erektus
Product: Energy Drink
Country: Czech Republic
Name: Fart
Product: Juice Drink
Country: Poland
Name: Fat
Product: Beer
Country: Sweden
Name: Horlicks
Product: Hot Drink
Country: England
Name: Pee Cola
Product: Soft Drink
Country: Ghana
Name: Piddle in the Hole
Product: Beer
Country: England
Condiments
Name: Botterramm
Product: Margarine
Country: Greece
Name: Cemen
Product: Sauce
Country: Turkey
Name: Chili Willy
Product: Hot Sauce
Country: United States
Name: Jerk Sauce
Product: Sauce
Country: Jamaica
Name: Krapai
Product: Pickled Dill
Country: Turkey
Dairy
Name: Bra
Product: Yogurt
Country: Sweden
Name: Dickmilch
Product: Milk Drink
Country: Germany
Dry Goods
Name: Cock Rice Sticks
Product: Noodles
Country: Greece
Name: Doobys
Product: Cereal
Country: Chile
Name: Cok' Bacon
Product: Corn Snacks
Country: France
Name: Kockens Anis
Product: Anis-seed
Country: Sweden
Name: Prick
Product: Potato Chips
Country: Brazil
Meat
Name: Belchers Square Sausage
Product: Sausage
Country: Scotland
Name: Bog
Product: Canned Pork
Country: Denmark
Name: Cock Soup
Product: Soup
Country: Jamaica
Name: Wimpy Chicken Bender
Product: Chicken
Country: England
Sweets
Name: Big Nuts
Product: Candy
Country: Belgium
Name: BumBum
Product: Ice Cream
Country: Germany
Name: Bumlingar
Product: Licorice
Country: Sweden
Name: Coming Lemon
Product: Candy
Country: Japan
Name: Crap's
Product: Chocolate
Country: France
Name: Creamy Ball
Product: Candy
Country: Japan
Name: Cream Colon
Product: Cookie
Country: Japan
Name: Fart
Product: Candy Bar
Country: Poland
Name: Finger Marie
Product: Cookie
Country: Sweden
Name: Gaiety
Product: Cookies
Country: Australia
Name: Grany Maniac
Product: Candy
Country: France
Name: Mental
Product: Mints
Country: France
Name: Plopp
Product: Candy Bar
Country: Czech Republic
Name: Spotted Dick
Product: Sponge Cake
Country: England
Miscellaneous
Name: Bona
Product: Baby Food
Country: Finland
Name: Cock on the Mountain Top
Product: Fruit in Syrup
Country: Thailand
Name: Cok
Product: Baby Food
Country: Russia
Other Funny Sites
- Funny Quotes About Food
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- Engrish.com - Lost in Translation
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- Funny Liquor Warning Labels
- Damn Funny Pictures - Funny Wine Labels
- Funny English Mistakes form Food Packaging Labels
- Funny Names: people, bands, places, things, and websites
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Comments
Laughing too hard at some of the names/foods to comment properly. I just HAVE TO pass the link for this hub around! Thanks for sharing.
Barf Menu Pet Food :o)
hahahahahahahahahahah lol
Very helpful tips
i can't find any cool ones
Bimbo sells products here in the midwest US. We have Bimbo breads and baked goods. They recently built a bakery in my town also.
@barr, in English "cock" is a slang term for male genitalia.
nothing finny about the "Cok" (Russian drink). Its not even the name.???- is translated like juice.
Hey, those pickled dills called "Krapai" are from Lithuania... :))
Ha ha ha! I had to force myself not to burst out laughing! WOW that is hilarious!
Buitoni has a premade pizza dough in Switzerland which is called "extradick" / which in German means extra thick HAHAHA
so cool
To correct the correction...........Bimbo is also sold in Spain :o)
Oh my xD I was feeling really sad a few minutes ago.. but now im Laughing so hard XD
Well , the last one the russain COK is in cyrilic , in english it will be leterrally translated into juice , you`ll have to pronounce it with an S instead of the C - it will sound like that [S:oK]
cok is in cyrilic alphabet so it latin, i.e. english letters will be ''sok''...still funny tho
oops, this is funny!it seems like a drum.
Ha ha. That's funnnny. Especially when you have the pics that goes with it.
OMG we have chilly willy in my fridge!!!
karaip - is lithuanian.
Wow, who knew there were so many crazzzzzzzzzzy names!
Thanks :D
Kim
Even I cannot use VODA PHONE
Awesome and really hilarious....
It's too bad when you know only your language :(( but you can laugh at that
Sudyti krapai is from Lithuania...
l0olololol.
Ha ha ha. the fart juice drink was so funny. love you baby
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Really enjoyed the collection hehe! Another one to add might be the Japanese drink ''Pocari Sweat''
Hey Maddie, you gathered nice list here.
But there is mistake. Talking about pickled dill from Turkey. Actually they are from Lithuania. You can check out, "krapai" is dill in lithuanian, not a product name (if interested - s?dyti means salted).
And "cok" is juice in rusian.
Bwahahahahhahaaaaa. Absolutely brilliant, Maddie. I also love finding items with strange names as I wander through the shops. It's amazing what you find when you keep your eyes open. Funny signs are another category where one can have a good laugh.
Hi,Some good stuff on here, made me laugh. Thought I might point out I discovered some boiled sweets from an auto dispenser in Munich, Germany. All that was written on the wrapper was "FUCK". Perhaps you could verify this. It was in 1985 though, so maybe they've had a name change. Cheers for the laughs. Rusty.
Very good some of them. Can anyone help me as I'm new to this. How do you add your hubs to a specific category? Most of my stuff is comedy so I'd like a way to add my writing to that.
the internet is amazing.
In Hawaii they have the Donkeyball store. It sell half ass balls, snow balls, creamin screamin balls, salty balls and so on. real fun shop
try to find barfy burgers. from argentina.
Hilarious list, thanks for putting it together. They have Bimbo bread in Latin America too; it's actually a company based in Mexico.
Name: Krapai
Product: Pickled Dill
Country: Turkey
It's wrong. That's from Lithuania...
the eruktus drink is disturbing
the last one "cok" is pronounced sok...
Funny list. Karapai, however, is not turkish. It is Lithuanian I think. Çemen is turkish but the letter Ç is pronounced as "ch". Still, it would read "cemen" in english speaking world.
plopp chocolate bars actualy come from Sweden home of Pricks cakes and Viol and Spunk sweets : )
Gotta love it! Great Stuff
This was really cute. I enjoyed it--thank you!
this is the best
Great list! I love finding this funny product names while travelling. I recently moved to Spain and posted one of my finds on my blog, Buguis - precooked hamburgers filled with dots of cheese.
My favorite is the Doobys Cereal from Chile - have to order some of that!
Well done - thanks for the laughs!
I can't believe the German candy Dickman's isn't up there.
Especially the way the things look.
I love it haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahha it's very funny and cooolhaahahahah it make me laugh until i fall down of my bed
i love it
keep up the exellent work
hahahahaha best wishes,
kelly samantha
Jussi= Finnish name(Male)
Pussi= a bag
brilliant, really made me laugh!
LOL jussipussi rolls
this is hilarious!
Plopp is Swedish. Thanks for a great compilation
lol
it was so funny i almost pee my pants
This was great, truely made my day!
Thanks for this site!!!
Very funny names. I like the Bimbo Sandwich.
We get Bimbo brand bread all the time. I guess it's very big in all of Latin America. They sell it in the US too. It shouldn't be too hard to find, especially if you live near a Latin American neighborhood.
good stuff. i know what i'm doing today - gonna get me a bimbo sandwich and finish off with a krapai
Pretty entertaining, I've heard of a couple of these.
OMG that is hilarious.
funny stuff... and I think we all like the "finest paris brest" as long as its not from a "dickmilch". :-)
um wow what a collection lol
that was the best haha doobys!
All fairly infantile - another example of the isolationist vacuum that American live in.
In Turkish, the letter "ç" (as in çemen) is pronounced as "ch", so the name of the product is pronounced "chemen".
In Bangladesh still one international big phone company couldn't start their business only for the name "VODA PHONE" Cause in Bengali Language VODA means Female sex organ ...... lol
BY the way, Cockburns port is pronounced "Coburns"!
I have now been provided with my laugh of the day. Great hub! Passing it along to those I know will appreciate it. Kudos!
I'm just off for a nice cold 'Fart' and a 'Crap' bar. :)
Best laugh I've had in ages, I'm going to tell all my friends. 'Fart' means 'Good Luck' in Polish?? I can't say that any of mine have been lucky for anyone, as they say, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good!!!
FANTASTIC! My mother is Polish...I need to call her right now!
This is too funny. I have a "farty" friend who might enjoy knowing that in Poland her productions translate to good luck!
Best,
granite_butterfly
Maddie! What a hoot...I'm still laughing.
I love the funny hubs the best
regards Zsuzsy
Japan is a hilarious place for finding things like these. We have many a funny picture of hilarious signs in English there.
FArt means Good Luck? - Wonderful!! :)
Great collection. Thanks for the great pics.
LOL! This was great!
This was funny :)
Priceless! Thanks for the laughs.
Thanks for the correction! I'll update that right away.
hiiiii amazing collection u hv here!! i just hv to point out that the 1st commercial about the Bimbo sandwich is not from Spain but from Portugal!!
real funny
loool!! this is soo funny!
I lived in Poland and asked my students if they knew what "FART" meant in English. (In Polish it means "good luck") They laughed when I translated.
I also saw a bottle of soda called "BIG DICK" in Poland. I bought it and gave it to a friend who proudly displays it in the bar he works at in Amsterdam (Spijker).
HOLLY 2 months ago
THIS IS CRAP
DO YOU GET IT THE NAME OF ONE OF THE FOODS IS CRAP